So i sent my nudes to your mother
- fun fact about the human body!
- if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
- you would have enough
- to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
(via stretchd)
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.”
(Source: zahrabahrabobara, via christianmingle)
You know people like you were the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.
(Source: codependentbrothers, via -ryan)


