So i sent my nudes to your mother

the-vashta-nerada:

  • fun fact about the human body!
  • if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
  • you would have enough
  • to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction 

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lagio:

xieraxiera:

why

why not

lagio:

xieraxiera:

why

why not

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“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.”
— no one (via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

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jackthecb:

You know people like you were the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.

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stretchd:

wow very true it’s even worse when they stab you in the thigh everyone follow HpLyrikz.Tumblr.COM

stretchd:

wow very true it’s even worse when they stab you in the thigh everyone follow HpLyrikz.Tumblr.COM

cuntbarf:

He picked out these floral print sunglasses for himself at Forever 21 last night. He thinks they are ~*~So CoOoL~*~

lmfao art or whatever

lmfao art or whatever

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kevinless:

nicki minaj, the social justice blogger

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